We could so do this:
France’s inter-city high-speed rail lines superimposed on the Midwest with Chicago taking the place of Paris.
... but we probably don't have the will.
Seems our nations capital is being turned into an armed camp to prevent the orange horde from destroying it (and leaving the Democrats yet another mess to clean up).
Yet there was a time when the District was really a fortified entity -- Here's what it looked like in 1865.
Today, Mrs Bear voiced her displeasure and utter bewilderment concerning the events of the past week.