I must have slept thru this part:
“Russia used to be the Soviet Union. Afghanistan made it Russia, because they went bankrupt fighting in Afghanistan. Russia. … The reason Russia was in Afghanistan was because terrorists were going into Russia. They were right to be there. The problem is, it was a tough fight. And literally they went bankrupt; they went into being called Russia again, as opposed to the Soviet Union. You know, a lot of these places you’re reading about now are no longer part of Russia, because of Afghanistan.”
Preznit Stoopid's grasp of geopolitics is certainly from an alternate reality. The only true thing said there is the first sentence of this word salad.
Next thing ya know he'll be sayin' that the walls of Jerico came down because they blew trump ets.
Sorry for that illusion.